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  • What’s got two wings and a corkscrew penis? This guy!

    What’s got two wings and a corkscrew penis? This guy!

    A fascinating article about sexual-conflict evolution in ducks.

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  • From De Vaults: Selfstalk Blogtrawl No. 3

    From De Vaults: Selfstalk Blogtrawl No. 3

    The following from 1999 is probably my first attempt at writing pastoral verse. It’s in the from of an eclogue or bucolic. It laments the succumbing of my once peaceful patch of earth to suburban soullessness, like every other paved-over, nondescript bit of sprawl. Yes,...

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  • From De Vaults: Selfstalk Blogtrawl No. 2

    From De Vaults: Selfstalk Blogtrawl No. 2

    The earliest example of this sonnet I could find comes from January 2008. Given, however, the reference to the Swedish Rounding System, it must have been composed sometime prior to 31 October 2006. It has all the elements needed for a great poem: Supermarkets, dairy...

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  • She Ain’t Thinkin’ Straight, With that Penis all up in her Vagina

    She Ain’t Thinkin’ Straight, With that Penis all up in her Vagina

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  • Attention: Ladies

    Attention: Ladies

    There are 2300 more women than men in New Zealand in the 25-30 bracket, and that’s not even counting all those hot illegal immigrant chicks. This is apparently a Big Problem and worthy of pages of newspapers and the like. I have taken it upon...

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