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Sep 23, 2009 - Blogs, Politics    No comments

You MADE me?! You made ME?!

The leaked FBI transcript between Rahm Emanuel and Rod Blagojevich (pronounced “Blagojevich”) is highly entertaining.

BLAGO: Hey, come on Rahm, let’s not act like I’m a stranger here.

EMANUEL: Did I call you a stranger? If I thought you were a stranger, you think I’d be interrupting my important fucking business to take this fucking phone call?

BLAGO: Hey you don’t have to get curt with me, Rahm.

EMANUEL: This isn’t me being curt, Gov, this is me being fucking busy. Now what did you call about?

I like how Blagojevich subtly slips in his dodgy intentions.

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Jul 10, 2009 - Blogs    No comments

Lists for Africa

Nothing to do with Dave Letterman, Listverse has top-ten lists. Many of them. They just keep on going. Besides being vaguely informative, you also get the watching-a-game-show entertainment of complaining when something isn’t on a list. Like when Krull is somehow left off the Top 10 Fantasy Classics of the ’80s. I think the first thing I read there, having Stumbled Upon it, was the Top 10 Out of Place Artefacts, which is the kind of thing I love. Jamie, the mad compiler, is living here in New Zealand, so there’s also 20 Cool Facts about New Zealand. Though none of them should be any particular surprise to Kiwis.

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Jan 15, 2007 - Blogs    No comments

Running From Camera

Somehow, this is an argument for decriminalisation.

Strangely compelling, Running From Camera is a blog full of pictures of… people running from their cameras. “The rules are simple: I put the self-timer on 2 seconds, push the button and try to get as far from the camera as I can.” It originates, and the pictures are almost entirely from, the Netherlands. No huge surprise there. “Bro. Shit. Listen. Fuck. I just had the best idea.”

Of course, futurologist rebelliant innovator and B-grade horror writer Garth Marenghi was once again ahead of his time, realising the threat of the Dutch Menace long before anyone else did:

 

 

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Jan 12, 2007 - Blogs    2 comments

Go, freedom! No, not you.

Ayn Rand:
Justifying being an arsehole since 1961.

I just stumbled across this little gem. It’s a blogging site. Yay! And anyone is free to join up. Yay! Except only if you agree with the Bernstein Declaration, which is this massive diatribe about how great capitalism is. In the FAQ:

So I click on “bugger off”, and am told… “BUGGER OFF NIHILIST“, followed by a picture of Michael Moore from Team America. Missing comma aside, how on earth does not being a capitalist equate to nihilism? Well, the guy’s a massive Ayn Rand fan, and she ranted about the nihilism being taught in public schools and stuff. What kind of things can you have on a blog at this site?

You can’t promote anything that’s illegal in your country. Or any sort of nihilism such as: anti-capitalism, anti-science, anti-technology, anti-private-property, anti-individual-rights, etc.

Clearly, “nihilism” means “things I don’t like”. Anyway, that’s today’s comedy.

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