Ryan Sproull Archive

  • It’s a Unicorn

    It’s a Unicorn

    What is that? It's a unicorn. Never seen one up close before. Beautiful. Get away, get away. I'm sorry.

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  • A True and Accurate Account of Some Things I Have Been Watching Lately

    A True and Accurate Account of Some Things I Have Been Watching Lately

    A brief rundown of shows currently or recently airing around the world. Probably a few minimal spoilers.

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  • Seal Said it Best

    Seal Said it Best

    Penny Arcade, sweetness, and clinical depression.

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  • Quadraspazzed on a Lifeglug

    Quadraspazzed on a Lifeglug

    The trailer for Four Lions, debut feature film from Chris Morris.

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  • Panopticon

    Panopticon

    I basically assume that I am under constant surveillance. I don't mean that any agency or entity has any particular interest in watching me - my narcissism doesn't quite reach that degree.

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  • An Interview with Danny Yount

    An Interview with Danny Yount

    An interview with Danny Yount, title-sequence ninja responsible for some of the most awesome of title sequences.

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  • A Special Introduction to a Special Introduction

    A Special Introduction to a Special Introduction

    Because I get weird compulsions sometimes, I have gone through Ray Comfort's "Special Introduction" to the free copies of Darwin's "Origin of Species" that are being distributed for free by evangelical Christian groups on university campuses around the world.

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  • Lying for Jesus

    Lying for Jesus

    Free-book receiver beware: that free copy of Origin of Species is practically a Chick tract.

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  • Stemming the Tide of HIV

    Stemming the Tide of HIV

    I’m becoming rather attached to these 6pm news-style pun titles. I don’t want to bore you with details I clearly understand very well and much better than you do, but here is the abstract of this research article. These clever folk at UCLA have done-it-in-mice...

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  • Take your pick

    Take your pick

    There’s an ad for TVNZ OnDemand at the moment that goes something like this: “On your deathbed, what kind of life do you want to remember? How about one where you’re surrounded by beautiful people, everyone listens to what you have to say, and you’re...

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  • RAW Thoughts

    RAW Thoughts

    Here is a nice Robert Anton Wilson quote.

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  • Beckless Endangerment

    Beckless Endangerment

    Seriously? "Beckless Endangerment"? Is that the best I could come up with?

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  • Vegetarianism Kills Planet! (…but not really…)

    Vegetarianism Kills Planet! (…but not really…)

    The mispresentation of vegetarianism: a case study in the spread of fallacy.

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  • Live Action Role Protesting

    Live Action Role Protesting

    Whatever you're doing right now, is it really more fascinating than Palestinian and Israeli human-rights protesters dressed up like characters from Avatar having tear gas fired at them? I didn't think so.

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  • Help Mira

    Help Mira

    This may only be read by RSS feeders (love you), but if you’re in Auckland, you might want to check out the Mira Reil fundraiser charity auction at the Northern Steamship this coming Tuesday. Mira’s 22 and has been diagnosed with a particularly nasty fucker...

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  • A series of events

    A series of events

    To begin with, let me explain that I am looking after a baby bird.

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  • That argument again…

    That argument again…

    A very brief explanation of why "free will" is a contradiction in terms.

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  • Quoth the Raven, etc.

    Quoth the Raven, etc.

    Tuesday was Edgar Allen Poe's birthday. It was also Confederate Heroes Day in Texas, but that need not concern us at this time.

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  • Who dares to love forever?

    Who dares to love forever?

    Ray Kurzweil is a nutter who probably drinks his own urine, but in a recent interview with Computerworld he talks about the possibility of human immortality in 30 to 40 years. Health- and youth-maintaining nanobots in the blood, the ability to upload total human personality and memory functionality to a non-biological substrate - the stuff of science fiction is getting closer, faster.

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  • Suiting Up

    Suiting Up

    How I Met Your Mother is one of the best comedies on American television at the moment, and last night was their 100th episode. It's become an odd tradition in long-running shows to make round-numbered episodes particularly memorable (who could forget Stargate SG:1's hallucinogenic episode 200?)

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