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	<title>Born on State Highway One &#187; Longinius Howard</title>
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		<title>So insufferably precious</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Precious – the movie that had champagne socialists all gooey in 2009 – finally found its way to my DVD drive the other night.

It was disappointing.]]></description>
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		<title>I so miss them</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, how I miss Richard Pryor and George Carlin.]]></description>
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		<title>Must have an irony deficiency</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an old Looney Tunes cartoon, Daffy Duck, playing a sheriff, holds a gun to a crim&#8217;s face who proceeds to bite the gun in half. &#8220;Must not have had his iron today,&#8221; Daffy says. He pronounced iron EYE-run. That always made me laugh. So...]]></description>
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		<title>We don&#8217;t really know</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Sunday at around 6pm I was sitting in a fish and chip shop in Tairua waiting for my order. It was humid and everyone in the place was wilting.  A few flies buzzed around.  The late day sun was pouring in through the front...]]></description>
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		<title>A person, albeit a man, states his case.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 06:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Avoid gender-specific language unless it is necessary.  In particular, avoid terms such as "man", "men" or "mankind" to refer to people in general.]]></description>
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		<title>Governor General Michaëlle Jean</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A clip of the Canadian Governor General on the earthquake in her birthplace.]]></description>
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		<title>Wait Two Years</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Within minutes of my son being born &#8212; December 18 2009 after a forty minute labour and a harrowing drive to the hospital &#8212; I asked the doctor, only somewhat in jest, if I could hop on the table and have her right then and...]]></description>
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