Resorts are nice but dull. Get a massage, hang out by the pool, enjoy the ridiculously lavish breakfast spread, but I reckon they’re better to come home to after an adventure, rather than stay there all day.
Visit a market, eat some bugs, put too much chilli on your lunch, hire a boat and go to an island, get a photo with a giant lizard from a beach tout, drink margaritas from a bucket, and later on drink 50 baht mojitos in a market from someone who looks like he probably has hepatitis, eat pancakes from a road side cart, wonder if the girl in the bar with the legs all the way up to her perfect tits used to be a boy, be utterly terrified by a ride on a tuktuk. But please stay the fuck away from the scooters, I watched someone (probably) die on Koh Samui.
Or do whatever the fuck you want. You probably already did enough in Europe, Thailand will be there whenever you decide to go back.
you only like it ‘cos they’ve got bathrobes!
Instead you’re going to waste time lying idly about the pool?
I prefer to think of it as an investment.
Resorts are nice but dull. Get a massage, hang out by the pool, enjoy the ridiculously lavish breakfast spread, but I reckon they’re better to come home to after an adventure, rather than stay there all day.
Visit a market, eat some bugs, put too much chilli on your lunch, hire a boat and go to an island, get a photo with a giant lizard from a beach tout, drink margaritas from a bucket, and later on drink 50 baht mojitos in a market from someone who looks like he probably has hepatitis, eat pancakes from a road side cart, wonder if the girl in the bar with the legs all the way up to her perfect tits used to be a boy, be utterly terrified by a ride on a tuktuk. But please stay the fuck away from the scooters, I watched someone (probably) die on Koh Samui.
Or do whatever the fuck you want. You probably already did enough in Europe, Thailand will be there whenever you decide to go back.