You MADE me?! You made ME?!

The leaked FBI transcript between Rahm Emanuel and Rod Blagojevich (pronounced “Blagojevich”) is highly entertaining.

BLAGO: Hey, come on Rahm, let’s not act like I’m a stranger here.

EMANUEL: Did I call you a stranger? If I thought you were a stranger, you think I’d be interrupting my important fucking business to take this fucking phone call?

BLAGO: Hey you don’t have to get curt with me, Rahm.

EMANUEL: This isn’t me being curt, Gov, this is me being fucking busy. Now what did you call about?

I like how Blagojevich subtly slips in his dodgy intentions.

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Ryan Sproull is a freelance writer and creative, a champagne anarchist, was editor of Craccum in '06, and is really quite an awful fellow.