Lily Allen’s thoughts on internet file-sharing of songs are fairly well known. She got a little telling-off in The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2007, when Jimmy Carr pointed out to her that Radiohead made more money off their internet-distributed album than any of their previous albums. So how do you talk some sense into her? Well, if you’re Dan Bull, you write an open letter – and put it to song.
Ryan Sproull is a freelance writer and creative,
a champagne anarchist, was editor of Craccum in '06, and is really quite an awful fellow. 