Until the End of Time. Also, Rat-Eating Plant.
by Ryan Sproull
Just a few things of interest. Literally a few. Two. But they’re pretty awesome.
Firstly, Sir David Attenborough had the unique pleasure of seeing a newly-found rat-eating plant named after him. Nature surprises us all again. A goddam rat-eating plant.
Secondly, look what I found. A crossover fan-fiction between Anne Frank and Goku from Dragonball Z.
Yes, that’s right. Here’s an excerpt to send shivers up your literary spine.
Anne lay on the floor, feeling searing pain run through her leg, where the bullet had met its mark. The Gestapo officer menacingly moved towards her, grinning, when all of a sudden there was a blinding flash of light, causing the officer to shield his eyes. A huge cloud of smoke appeared next to Anne, blocking her from the soldier’s vision. When the smoke cleared, he was in for quite a surprise. There was Goku, holding Anne in his arms, standing next to a huge metal capsule. “Goku!” cried Anne “You came back… for me!” Goku smiled. “Anything for you, my dear.” He said. “Our love will never be lost… not until the end of time.”
More? Oh, okay…
“So,” Hitler said jovially “You took out all of my men. However, you aren’t going to defeat me.” Hitler then jumped down from his platform and down onto the street in front of Goku, pulling a chain gun from the ground nearby. Goku quickly jumped behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act.
