Don’t Rob the Baby
by Ryan Sproull

- Smug little bastard.
According to The Times, it’s worth keeping a photo of a baby in your wallet.
When faced with the photograph of the baby people were far more likely to send the wallet back, the study found. In fact, only one in ten were hard-hearted enough not to do so. With no picture to tug at the emotions, just one in seven were sent back.
According to Dr Wiseman the result reflects a compassionate instinct towards vulnerable infants that people have evolved to ensure the survival of future generations. “The baby kicked off a caring feeling in people, which is not surprising from an evolutionary perspective,” he said.
o, the lefties solution? Release the rapists, thieves and murderers early.





