Jan 15, 2008 - 
Featured Stories, Video 
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Featured Stories, Video 4 Comments Keep out, Cheryl!
I’m a massive geek. Here is one of the reasons. Television brought me the future today. A room-sized computer with a name and bespectacled owner… who did magic tricks?! His ballet-doing girlfriend and closet homosexual athlete friend and BMX-trick-doing black-guy friend?! AND THEY SOLVE CRIMES, HOLY SHIT. With a little help from their detective friend, and his detective mate “A Martinez” (not to be confused with “The Martinez”).
So digital! So watch-out-for-static!
And can it be that there is an entire fucking episode of Whiz Kids on YouTube? Yes, it can be.
I don’t speak Mexican.
That’s alright. I only speak halting geek.
I don’t speak Mexican.
*cough*
I think you’ll find the alternative would be El Martinez.
A Martinez has been in everything. And you know what the A stands for? Adolph. lolz!!!!I remember Whiz Kids fondly. They had a dog called Rabies and one day Rabies went missing, so they walked around the 'hood yelling, "Rabies! Rabies!" lolbies!!!Also, I remember one episode that involved an Ancient Egyptian curse that went something like "The veil of darkness has been lifted. I am, you are, we are together." I thought it was so sophisticated that I wrote it down.Also, there was one episode where they had to remotely connect to a computer which involved using one of those cuffs that fit onto the bottom of a phone receiver. technololz!!!